Thursday, June 3, 2010

Out of the Mouths of Moms

I was reading one of my favorite blogs, and she has a great new blog party where moms write the crazy things we've caught ourselves saying recently. I was to late to link up to this, but I thought it would be fun to write some of those things anyways. If you have any funny ones of your own, make sure to write them in the comments.

"Stickers only go on paper and people, not on cats... because they don't like it."

"Sorry honey, we can't put your baby sister in her crib every time she crys... because that's not how it works... yes, but your bitty baby is different than your sister."

"I'm sorry you'll never be happy again... No you still can't have another bag of fruit snacks."

"Gross, don't move a second, what's on your pants... phew, playdough."

"No, Swiper didn't swipe my shoes, you did honey, where are they?"

"Is that drool or pee, let's guess drool..."

Man how life changes when you have kids, it's the best. :)


  1. Haha those are funny!! I catch myself saying some things that sound so ridiculous to my own ears too. :) I may link and share a few too.

  2. Last night I said to Maisy "No honey, you can't have a baby chick for a pet, and he can't live in that tupperware bowl with your baseball mitt for a cover." Then she slept with the bowl...just in case I changed my mind I guess.

  3. This had me laughing! Great post :)