"Stickers only go on paper and people, not on cats... because they don't like it."
"Sorry honey, we can't put your baby sister in her crib every time she crys... because that's not how it works... yes, but your bitty baby is different than your sister."
"I'm sorry you'll never be happy again... No you still can't have another bag of fruit snacks."
"Gross, don't move a second, what's on your pants... phew, playdough."
"No, Swiper didn't swipe my shoes, you did honey, where are they?"
"Is that drool or pee, let's guess drool..."
Man how life changes when you have kids, it's the best. :)




